007 Hotel Keychain At Stuff-o-Rama Okay, I'm a huuuuge dork for putting this on here, but its so damn cool! Loosely ska-related, but still neat. Stuff-o-rama has tons of different ones as well. $7.95

Harlot Air Freshener At Instant Living Here's something that you can hang on your rearview mirror as a reminder of what you'll be or who you'll be married to within 10 years. Works either as motivation to shoot higher in life and/or not to make your car smell like birth. $2.99